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Suddenly it's a grim old world. People are, as usual, suffering and dying in poverty for want of the miniscule amounts of money that would transform their lives. Now, as we tip towards recession, debt and its associated anxieties are spreading misery and destroying families even if you live in the paradisical affluence of the West.

All of that is bad enough but now ... now even football is suffering!

Look at poor Frank Lampard. He's gone on record to make to clear to me (and the other Chelsea supporters) that he loves us with an unquenchable passion. His athlete's heart is dangerously inflamed with affection for the Club and he wishes nothing more than to be able to see out his career serving us faithfully.

Unfortunately there is a problem. It's a small thing; a trifle really. Frank wants to stay in blue but he can't let his unshakeable loyalty be used as a way of cheating him of what is due to him. What is due, apparently, is £140,000 per WEEK for the next five years. Do the math. No actually don't do it. Frank - fuck off.